|Nothing so dates a man as to decry the younger generation.
|Nobody expects to trust his body overmuch after the age of fifty.
|Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age.
|I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old.
|Life's Tragedy is that we get old to soon and wise too late.
|When you become senile, you won't know it.
|Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
|You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
|Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
|You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
|Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves.
|Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.
|Aging is mandatory. Maturity is optional.
|Half of maturity consists of knowing when and how to be immature.
|The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
|My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-five now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
|Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is thought.
|George Bernard Shaw
|Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
|If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred.
|At 50, everyone has the face he deserves.