Anyone can dabble, but once you've made that commitment, your blood has that particular thing in it, and it's very hard for people to stop you.
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
|When you become senile, you won't know it.|
|In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.|
|Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.|
|Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.|
|The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.|
|A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.|
|You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.|
|Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap on-a-rope.|
|Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.|
|If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.|
|Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.|