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Bill Cosby

Bill Cosby
Anyone can dabble, but once you've made that commitment, your blood has that particular thing in it, and it's very hard for people to stop you.
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
When you become senile, you won't know it.
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap on-a-rope.
Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.