{ }
family

Bill Cosby
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap on-a-rope.
Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
George Bernard Shaw
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton. You may as well make it dance.
Henny Youngman
I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in.
Margaret Mead
Nobody has ever before asked the nuclear family to live all by itself in a box the way we do. With no relatives, no support, we've put it in an impossible situation.
Ring Lardner
The family you come from isn't as important as the family you're going to have.
Theodore Roosevelt
The one thing I want to leave my children is an honorable name.