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children

Andy Warhol
Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery.
Bill Cosby
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
Carl Jung
Children are educated by what the grown-up is and not by his talk.
If there is anything we wish to change in the child, we should first examine it and see whether it is not something that could better be changed in ourselves.
Carl Sandburg
A baby is God's opinion that life should go on.
Cathy Ladman
Kids are cute, babies are cute, puppies are cute. The little things are cute. See, nature did this on purpose so that we would want to take care of our young. Made them cute. Tricked us. Then gradually they get older and older, until one day your mother s
Kids are cute, babies are cute, puppies are cute. The little things are cute. See, nature did this on purpose so that we would want to take care of our young. Made them cute. Tricked us. Then gradually they get older and older, until one day your mother s
Christopher Morley
We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.
Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant -- and let the air out of the tires.
Eleanor Roosevelt
I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.
Erna Bombeck
One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.
Fran Lebowitz
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
George Dennison Prentice
Some people seem as if they can never have been children, and others seem as if they could never be anything else.
GK Chesterton
Children are innocent and love justice, while most adults are wicked and prefer mercy.
Jedi Master Yoda
Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is.
Jesse Jackson
Your children need your presence more than your presents.
Laurence Peter
Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions -- everyone but a school bus driver.
Madonna Ciccone
Children always understand. They have open minds. They have built-in shit detectors.