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Fran Lebowitz

Fran Lebowitz
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special.
My favorite animal is steak.
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.