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Woody Allen

Woody Allen
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy.
I'm not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.