I regret to say that we of the F.B.I. are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.

Set the time after which the current quote is refreshed. Use a tool like Plash (MacOS) to set this page to your desktop's background. Tap the image to toggle unnecessary interface elements.

To load the site with the interface not showing, and with a certain refresh rate, set querystring parameters like so: https://andiquote.org/?showInterface=0&refreshDuration=300.