Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

Set the time after which the current quote is refreshed. Use a tool like Plash (MacOS) to set this page to your desktop's background. Tap the image to toggle unnecessary interface elements.

To load the site with the interface not showing, and with a certain refresh rate, set querystring parameters like so: https://andiquote.org/?showInterface=0&refreshDuration=300.