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Mark Twain

Mark Twain
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it’s time to pause and reflect.
Never put off until tomorrow, what you can put off until the day after tomorrow.
It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.
If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.
If you eat a frog first thing in the morning, the rest of your day will be wonderful.
If you have to eat a frog, don’t look at it for too long.
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.
To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did; I ought to know because I’ve done it a thousand times.
Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.
Keep away from people who belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great, make you feel that you too can become great.
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts.
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.