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science

Sigfried Hulzer
There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal.
Stephen Hawking
The usual approach of science of constructing a mathematical model cannot answer the questions of why there should be a universe for the model to describe. Why does the universe go to all the bother of existing?
Steven Wright
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Terry Pratchett
Science is not about building a body of known 'facts'. It is a method for asking awkward questions and subjecting them to a reality-check, thus avoiding the human tendency to believe whatever makes us feel good.
Thomas Alva Edison
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
Thomas Edison
Until man duplicates a blade of grass, nature can laugh at his so-called scientific knowledge.
Thomas Jefferson
If you are obliged to neglect any thing, let it be your chemistry. It is the least useful and the least amusing to a country gentleman of all the ordinary branches of science.
Wernher Von Braun
Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
William Jennings Bryan
Scientists make a guess and call it a hypothesis. 'Guess' is too short a word for a professor.
Wilson Mizner
Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.
Woody Allen
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.