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religion

Paul Tillich
Being religious means asking passionately the question of the meaning of our existence and being willing to receive answers, even if the answers hurt.
Richard Dawkins
We are all atheists about most of the gods humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further.
Richard M. Nixon
I would have made a good Pope.
Robert A. Heinlein
I've never understood how God could expect His creatures to pick the one true religion by faith. It strikes me as a sloppy way to run a universe.
Robert Pirsig
When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion.
Robin Williams
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
Saint Thomas Moore
Sex and religion are closer to each other than either might prefer.
Sir Stephen Henry Roberts
I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.
Stephen King
The beauty of religious mania is that it has the power to explain everything. Once God (or Satan) is accepted as the first cause of everything which happens in the mortal world, nothing is left to chance... logic can be happily tossed out the window.
T.S. Eliot
We know too much, and are convinced of too little. Our literature is a substitute for religion, and so is our religion.
Thomas Edison
Religion is all bunk.
Thomas Paine
My mind is my own church.
The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum.
Voltaire
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
William M. Holden
Hell is paved with good samaritans.
Winston Churchill
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.