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Lily Tomlin

Lily Tomlin
There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.