California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be an orange.
I can’t understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
|A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.|
|Imitation is the sincerest form of television.|
|Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns -- he should be drawn and quoted.|
|A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.|