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Douglas Adams

Douglas Adams
[The World Wide Web is] the only thing I know of whose shortened form -- www -- takes three times longer to say than what it's short for.
The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armour to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he who, by peddling second-rate technology, led them into it in the first place.
A learning experience is one of those things that says, "You know that thing you just did? Don't do that."
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.
Man [has] always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much-the wheel, New York, wars and so on-while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man-for precisely the same reason.
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands.
I think the idea of art kills creativity.