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The voters have spoken, the bastards...
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up!
The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness in philosophy because it is an exaulted activity will have neither good plumbing nor good philosophy ... neither its pipes nor its theories will hold water.
The bland leadeth the bland and they both shall fall into the kitsch.
The C Programming Language: A language which combines the flexibility of assembly language with the power of assembly language.
That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.
Of COURSE it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
One planet is all you get.
Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take a miracle to get you out of Casablanca and the Germans have outlawed miracles.
Nondeterminism means never having to say you are wrong.
Mate, this parrot wouldn't VOOM if you put four million volts through it!
If dolphins are so smart, why did Flipper work for television?
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes...
He's the kind of man for the times that need the kind of man he is ...
Every time I think I know where it's at, they move it.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.
But this has taken us far afield from interface, which is not a bad place to be, since I particularly want to move ahead to the kludge. Why do people have so much trouble understanding the kludge? What is a kludge, after all, but not enough Ks, not enough ROMs, not enough RAMs, poor quality interface and too few bytes to go around? Have I explained yet about the bytes?