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A moose once bit my sister.
A model is an artifice for helping you convince yourself that you understand more about a system than you do.
A mathematician is a machine for converting coffee into theorems.
A mathematician named Hall Has a hexahedronical ball, And the cube of its weight Times his pecker's, plus eight Is his phone number -- give him a call.
A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.
A man who turns green has eschewed protein.
A man who fishes for marlin in ponds will put his money in Etruscan bonds.
A man paints with his brains and not with his hands.
A man forgives only when he is in the wrong.
A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming is not worth knowing.
A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
A king's castle is his home.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
A hermit is a deserter from the army of humanity.
A good workman is known by his tools.
A handful of friends is worth more than a wagon of gold.
A good memory does not equal pale ink.
A fool must now and then be right by chance.
A famous Lisp Hacker noticed an Undergraduate sitting in front of a Xerox 1108, trying to edit a complex Klone network via a browser. Wanting to help, the Hacker clicked one of the nodes in the network with the mouse, and asked "what do you see?" Very earnestly, the Undergraduate replied "I see a cursor." The Hacker then quickly pressed the boot toggle at the back of the keyboard, while simultaneously hitting the Undergraduate over the head with a thick Interlisp Manual. The Undergraduate was then Enlightened.
A diva who specializes in risque arias is an off-coloratura soprano ...