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Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.
Catch a wave and you're sitting on top of the world.
Can anyone remember when the times were not hard, and money not scarce?
Can anything be sadder than work left unfinished? Yes, work never begun.
California is the ghost of Christmas future for the rest of America.
Bureaucrats cut read tape -- length-wise.
Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
Board the windows, up your car insurance, and don't leave any booze in plain sight. It's St. Patrick's day in Chicago again. The legend has it that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. In fact, he was arrested for drunk driving. The snakes left because people kept throwing up on them.
Bringing computers into the home won't change either one, but may revitalize the corner saloon.
Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier.
Blessed are the meek for they shall inhibit the earth.
Blessed are they who Go Around in Circles, for they Shall be Known as Wheels.
Black holes are where God is dividing by zero.
Biology ... it grows on you.
Bizarreness is the essence of the exotic
Beware the new TTY code!
Biggest security gap -- an open mouth.
Beware of the Turing Tar-pit in which everything is possible but nothing of interest is easy.
Beware of friends who are false and deceitful.