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When does summertime come to Minnesota, you ask? Well, last year, I think it was a Tuesday.
When all other means of communication fail, try words.
When a fly lands on the ceiling, does it do a half roll or a half loop?
What's so funny 'bout peace, love and understanding?
What sin has not been committed in the name of efficiency?
What the hell, go ahead and put all your eggs in one basket.
What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away.
What is virtue today may be vice tomorrow.
What is worth doing is worth delegating.
What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do.
What makes the Universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.
What is vice today may be virtue tomorrow.
What is the difference between the modern computer and a Turing machine? It's the same as that between Hillary's ascent of Everest and the establishment of a Hilton on its peak.
What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
What does it mean if there is no fortune for you?
What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
We will have solar energy as soon as the utility companies solve one technical problem -- how to run a sunbeam through a meter.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
We may not return the affection of those who like us, but we always respect their good judgement.
We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.