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He that would govern others, first should be the master of himself.
He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another's mishap.
He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn't ordered.
He is considered the most graceful speaker who can say nothing in most words.
He hated to mend, so young Ned Called in a cute neighbor instead. Her husband said, "Vi, when you stitched up his torn fly, did you have to bite off the thread?"
Have you noticed that all you need to grow healthy, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk?
Have you ever noticed that the people who are always trying to tell you, "There's a time for work and a time for play," never find the time for play?
Have you locked your file cabinet?
Has everyone noticed that all the letters of the word "database" are typed with the left hand? Now the layout of the QWERTYUIOP typewriter keyboard was designed, among other things, to facilitate the even use of both hands. It follows, therefore, that writing about databases is not only unnatural, but a lot harder than it appears.
Happiness adds and multiplies as we divide it with others.
Half the things that people do not succeed in are through fear of making the attempt.
Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
Haggis is a kind of stuffed black pudding eaten by the Scots and considered by them to be not only a delicacy but fit for human consumption. The minced heart, liver and lungs of a sheep, calf or other animal's inner organs are mixed with oatmeal, sealed and boiled in maw in the sheep's intestinal stomach-bag and ... Excuse me a minute ...
Good leaders being scarce, following yourself is allowed.
Going to church does not make a person religious, nor does going to school make a person educated, any more than going to a garage makes a person a car.
Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
God made the world in six days, and was arrested on the seventh.
God made machine language; all the rest is the work of man.
God is playing a comic to an audience that's afraid to laugh.