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How come only your friends step on your new white sneakers?
Holy Smoke, Batman, it's the Joker!
History repeats itself. That's one thing wrong with history.
Hire the morally handicapped.
History does not repeat itself; historians merely repeat each other.
Hindsight is an exact science.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
He's the kind of guy, that, well, if you were ever in a jam he'd be there ... with two slices of bread and some chunky peanut butter.
He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands.
He who spends a storm beneath a tree takes life with a grain of TNT.
He who invents adages for others to peruse takes along rowboat when going on cruise.
He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet.
He who hates vices hates mankind.
He who hesitates is sometimes saved.
He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
He who Laughs, Lasts.
He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
He thinks by infection, catching an opinion like a cold.
He walks as if balancing the family tree on his nose.