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If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?
I'm not breaking the rules. I'm just testing their elasticity.
I'm a misanthrope. What's your fucking problem?
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
I used to get high on life but lately I've built up a resistance.
I used to be indecisive; now I'm not sure.
I tried being reasonable once. I didn't like it.
I support everyone's right to be an idiot. I may need it someday.
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's.
I program, therefore I am.
I never met a piece of chocolate I didn't like.
I like the future, I'm in it.
I haven't lost my mind; I know exactly where I left it.
I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.
I had a great idea this morning but I did not like it.
I fart in your general direction, tiny-brained wiper of other people's bottoms.
I don't like spreading rumors, but what else can you do with them?
I don't care if I'm a lemming. I'm not going.
I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat veggies.
I am the mother of all things, and all things should wear a sweater.