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If Murphy's Law were true, every time you tried to take a breath, all the air would be on the other side of the room.
If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?
I'm not breaking the rules. I'm just testing their elasticity.
I'm a misanthrope. What's your fucking problem?
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
I used to get high on life but lately I've built up a resistance.
I used to be indecisive; now I'm not sure.
I tried being reasonable once. I didn't like it.
I support everyone's right to be an idiot. I may need it someday.
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's.
I program, therefore I am.
I never met a piece of chocolate I didn't like.
I like the future, I'm in it.
I haven't lost my mind; I know exactly where I left it.
I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.
I had a great idea this morning but I did not like it.
I fart in your general direction, tiny-brained wiper of other people's bottoms.
I don't like spreading rumors, but what else can you do with them?
I don't care if I'm a lemming. I'm not going.
I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat veggies.