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In English, every word can be verbed. Would that it were so in our programming languages.
Important letters which contain no errors will develop errors in the mail. Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the Boss is reading it.
Imitation is the sincerest form of plagiarism.
Ignore previous fortune.
Ignorance is when you don't know anything and somebody finds it out.
If your only tool is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
If you've done six impossible things before breakfast, why not round it off with dinner at Milliway's, the restaurant at the end of the universe?
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
If you're not careful, you're going to catch something.
If you're happy, you're successful.
If you think before you speak, the other guy gets his joke in first.
If you suspect a man, don't employ him.
If you see someone without a smile, give them yours.
If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way will promptly develop.
If you push the "extra ice" button on the soft drink vending machine, you won't get any ice.If you push the "no ice" button, you'll get ice, but no cup.
If you meet somebody who tells you that he loves you more than anybody in the whole wide world, don't trust him. It means he experiments.
If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; but if you really make them think they'll hate you.
If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will.
If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.