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Look under the sofa cushion; you will be surprised at what you find.
Long distance runners break into more pants.
Long computations which yield 0 (zero) are probably all for naught.
Logic is a little bird, sitting in a tree, that smells awful.
Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before.
Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun.
Live free or die.
Live every day like it's your last because someday you'll be right.
Line Printer paper is strongest at the perforations.
Like winter snow on summer lawn, time past is time gone.
Life is what happens to you while you are planning to do something else.
Life is not one thing after another, it's the same damned thing over and over.
Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer, then you find there is nothing in it.
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.
Let the machine do the dirty work.
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
Let He who taketh the Plunge Remember to return it by Tuesday.
Lend money to a bad debtor and he will hate you.
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.