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Never count your chickens before they rip your lips off.
Never call a man a fool; borrow from him.
Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
Murphy's Law is recursive. Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work.
Mother told me to be good, but she's been wrong before.
Most legislators are so dumb that they couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were printed on the heel.
Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but Moses supposes erroneously.
Money is like a sixth sense, and you can't use the other five without it.
Modern man is the missing link between the apes and humans.
Mister Ranger isn't gonna like it, Yogi.
Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.
Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.
Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of science.
Memory should be the starting point of the present.
Meditation is not what you think.
Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe.
McGowan's Madison Avenue Axiom: If an item is advertised as "under $50", you can bet it's not $19.95.
Matter cannot be created or destroyed, nor can it be returned without a receipt.
Many receive advice, few profit from it.