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Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Nobody wants constructive criticism. It's all we can do to put up with constructive praise.
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
No problem is so large it can't be fit in somewhere.
No problem is so formidable that you can't just walk away from it.
No problem is insoluble in all conceivable circumstances.
No matter how cynical you get, it's impossible to keep up.
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
No guts, no glory.
No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
Nihilism should commence with oneself.
New systems generate new problems.
Never count your chickens until they rip your lips off.
Never say you know a man until you have divided an inheritance with him.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
Never throw a bird at a dragon.
Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.
Never insult an alligator until you have crossed the river.
Never drink Coke in a moving elevator. The elevator's motion coupled with the chemicals in coke produce hallucinations. People tend to change into lizards and attack without warning, and large bats usually fly in the window. Additionally, you begin to believe that elevators have windows.