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Optimists say the glass is half full, pessimists say the glass is half empty, engineers say the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Only God can make random selections.
One's mind, stretched to a new idea, never goes back to its original dimension.
One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.
One thing the inventors can't seem to get the bugs out of is fresh paint.
One seldom sees a monument to a committee.
One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true.
One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they never have to stop and answer the phone.
One difference between a man and a machine is that a machine is quiet when well oiled.
One can't proceed from the informal to the formal by formal means.
On a clear disk you can seek forever.
Old programmers never die. They just branch to a new address.
Oh, well, I guess this is just going to be one of those lifetimes.
Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement.
Of course there's no reason for it, it's just our policy.
Numeric stability is probably not all that important when you're guessing.
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the Legislature.
Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasm: It moves stones, and it charms brutes.
Nothing is done until nothing is done.
Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's time to get up.