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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
She missed an invaluable opportunity to give him a look that you could have poured on a waffle ...
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone.
Resisting temptation is easier when you think you'll probably get another chance later on.
Remember that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Cleveland.
Religions revolve madly around sexual questions.
Real Programs don't use shared text. Otherwise, how can they use functions for scratch space after they are finished calling them?
Real Programmers think better when playing Adventure or Rogue.
Real Programmers don't play tennis, or any other sport that requires you to change clothes. Mountain climbing is OK, and real programmers wear their climbing boots to work in case a mountain should suddenly spring up in the middle of the machine room.
Reading is thinking with someone else's head instead of one's own.
Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
Quantity is no substitute for quality, but it's the only one we've got.
Quotations are for people who are not saying things worth quoting.
Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust.
Put your trust in those who are worthy.
Pull yourself together; things are not all that bad.
Promptness is its own reward If one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
Programming is an art form that fights back.