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The finest eloquence is that which gets things done.
The famous politician was trying to save both his faces.
The existence of god implies a violation of causality.
The end of the world will occur at 3:00 p.m., this Friday, with symposium to follow.
The end of labor is to gain leisure.
The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much, much heavier.
The devil finds work for idle circuits to do.
The difference between Genius and Stupidity is that Genius has limits.
The day-to-day travails of the IBM programmer are so amusing to most of us who are fortunate enough never to have been one -- like watching Charlie Chaplin trying to cook a shoe.
The decision didn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
The debate rages on: Is PL/I Bachtrian or Dromedary?
The cost of living is going up, and the chance of living is going down.
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
The chicken that clucks the loudest is the one most likely to show up at the steam fitters' picnic.
The best way to break a bad habit is to drop it.
The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
The best prophet of the future is the past.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.