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The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body.This means that only left handed people are in their right mind.
The revolution will not be televised.
The rain it raineth on the just And also on the unjust fella,But chiefly on the just, because The unjust steals the just's umbrella.
The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.
The program is absolutely right; therefore the computer must be wrong.
The problem with being best man at a wedding is that you never get a chance to prove it.
The probability of someone watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
The plural of spouse is spice.
The opossum is a very sophisticated animal. It doesn't even get up until 5 or 6 pm.
The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
The only problem with being a man of leisure is that you can never stop and take a rest.
The only good bug is a dead bug.But the best bug is the one that wasn't there to begin with.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
The one good thing about repeating your mistakes is that you know when to cringe.
The objective of all dedicated employees should be to thoroughly analyze all situations, anticipate all problems prior to their occurrence, have answers for these problems, and move swiftly to solve these problems when called upon. However, when you are up to your ass in alligators it is difficult to remind yourself your initial objective was to drain the swamp.
The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy.
The next six days are dangerous.
The new Congressmen say they're going to turn the government around. I hope I don't get run over again.
The more we disagree, the more chance there is that at least one of us is right.
The more things change, the more they stay insane.