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What the hell, go ahead and put all your eggs in one basket.
What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away.
What makes the Universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.
What is worth doing is worth delegating.
What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do.
What is virtue today may be vice tomorrow.
What is vice today may be virtue tomorrow.
What is the difference between the modern computer and a Turing machine? It's the same as that between Hillary's ascent of Everest and the establishment of a Hilton on its peak.
What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
What does it mean if there is no fortune for you?
We will have solar energy as soon as the utility companies solve one technical problem -- how to run a sunbeam through a meter.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
We may not return the affection of those who like us, but we always respect their good judgement.
We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
We are not alone.
We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
Watch out for off-by-one errors.
Wasting time is an important part of living.
Waste not, get your budget cut next year.