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With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best.
With all the fancy scientists in the world, why can't they just once build a nuclear balm?
Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer, when they complained about the heat.
Why does opportunity always knock at the least opportune moment?
Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to avoid responsibility with?
Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.
While you don't greatly need the outside world, it's still very reassuring to know that it's still there.
Who needs companionship when you can sit alone in your room and masturbate?
While most peoples' opinions change, the conviction of their correctness never does.
While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
While anyone can admit to themselves they were wrong, the true test is admission to someone else.
Where there's a will, there's an Inheritance Tax.
When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.
When the government bureau's remedies do not match your problem, you modify the problem, not the remedy.
When the wind is great, bow before it; when the wind is heavy, yield to it.
When does summertime come to Minnesota, you ask? Well, last year, I think it was a Tuesday.
When all other means of communication fail, try words.
When a fly lands on the ceiling, does it do a half roll or a half loop?
What's so funny 'bout peace, love and understanding?
What sin has not been committed in the name of efficiency?