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Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.
Your mind understands what you have been taught; your heart, what is true.
You should emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.
You never finish a program, you just stop working on it.
You never know how many friends you have until you rent a house on the beach.
You cannot succeed by criticizing others.
You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back.
You can't teach self-esteem. Self-esteem arises from attempting challenging tasks and mastering them.
You can't judge a book by the way it wears its hair.
You can't get there from here.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
You can't carve your way to success without cutting remarks.
You can't antagonize and influence at the same time.
You can make it illegal, but you can't make it unpopular.
Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down.
Words must be weighed, not counted.
Words are the voice of the heart.
Without ice cream life and fame are meaningless.
With great effort, you move the rug aside, revealing a trap door.
With friends like these, who need hallucinations?